[From French Press Reporter, B.M. Merde] As it turns out Sarah Palin's 25,000 emails have all been meticulously perused with a fine tooth comb only to turn up... nothing. The results aren't "sitting well" with many Palin opposers according to Hugh Jass, Op-Ed writer for the Washington Post. He went on to remark: "We had an assload of information and we've turned up nothing but a few lines about a tanning bed, it's a 'real boot in the goose', so to speak."
But the sifting isn't over for both The New York Times and Washington Post who have been given exclusive access to Palin's private restroom at her residence in
Wasilla, Alaska. Even more shocking, through a court order, both have been given full access to Palin's actual private toilet and any accompanying public sewage. Information being "leaked" about the investigation speculates that both teams of reporters plan on checking every "nut and kernel" they come across.
New York Times Executive Editor, Carl Hott commented "We really can't wait to get our hands dirty and get down to the nitty gritty on this matter." He further stated, "Palin lacks transparency, and we plan to get to the bottom of this if we have to rub our faces in it."
This investigation is part of an ongoing "movement" among Democratic Party supporters who have been rumbling about Palin being repeatedly "plunged" from accountability by Republican Party supporters.
More on this, and "the end" to the story once everyone has has a chance to "digest" these recent developments...
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